yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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