i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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