and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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