Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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