Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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