So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Come on in and take your pants off
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