Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
So vagazzling was a success
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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