You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
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Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
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Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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