And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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