He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
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because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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