What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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