So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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