k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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