Its about making memories worth repressing
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
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I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
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Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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