I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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