the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Randomize
