Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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