Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
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You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
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Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
True college students do jello shots in the library
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