omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Watching her eat just hurts me
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I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
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