We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I can't turn off my feet"
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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