the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
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It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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