Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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