The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I just googled if crying burns calories
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He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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