perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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