You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
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Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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