real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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