its not stalking. its research.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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