the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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