So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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