Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
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I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
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One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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