Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
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on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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