fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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