My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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