i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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