I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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