69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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