Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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