Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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