People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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