yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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