"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
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I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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