fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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