I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
When did angry sex become our thing?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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