Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
handjob tips. give me some.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
cat food counts as protein by the way
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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