Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
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I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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