Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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