Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
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When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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