nut hugger
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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