I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
