Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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