Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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