Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
are you so shy because you have an std?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
