You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
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I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
My dick has a subreddit
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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