do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
My vagina just clenched in fear
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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