Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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