oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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